You know what is amazing? Talking cats.

I wish I had cats like Matt. I only have a dog. If I did have cats I would try to make them talk like these.



Well, I could always get my dog to talk:



Oh man. Pictures of cats with captions. Hilarious. Animals are just the best things ever:



Also, this made me laugh pretty hard:

Random Pictures

So I randomly searched words in the Google Image Search and here are a few of the first pictures that I found.

That's all I have. Just a few random pictures. No BD. That woman dressed as Xena is pretty fucking fine though. I'd stick it in her. I don't really have time to write anything right now. I spent too much time searching for pictures on Google. Ooops.

FINAL FANTASY!!!

Since Kyle seems to have no regard for either choosing interests to blog about that we both have in common or alternating blog posts as originally agreed upon, I will be writing posts about things that we don't have in common until further notice.

That being said, I love Final Fantasy. I grew up on it. No, really, I did. For anybody who doesn't know, FF is a series of mildly dorky RPGs (role-playing games) for the Nintendo, Super Nintendo, PlayStation, etc. These games are amazing and awesome in every way and everybody should play them, all the time.

If you don't see the inherent hotness in a seven-foot-tall rabbit/woman wielding a bow named Fran, I'm not really sure that I can be friends with you anymore.

Fran has been my constant companion as I've trudged through my homework over the past few weeks. Due to my recent losses of old pals Xena (due to the failure of my DVDs to arrive) and Kyle (because why would we hang out if we weren't watching Xena?), me and Fran have grown exponentially closer. I've guided her through the sewers of Rabanastre and across the Giza Plains. Fran is there for me when I need solace from the vicious lifestyle of college. Fran is everything to me!!!!

That having been said, I'm going to go play some more Final Fantasy XII (in which Fran is featured). Who knows what insane adventures we'll be up to today?!

Look what I found

Sorry Matt, I know we are supposed to alternate, but I just wanted to post this picture that I found before I forgot. It goes with the glasses blog. Two things I love- SMG and glasses on the bridge of noses.

It's from Sarah's upcoming movie Suburban Girl. Enjoy the hotness of SMG and glasses.

Every boy and every girl need to watch this bloody movie

The year was 1997. I was just a wee little poof of 10 years. In that year a film came out that changed my bloody life forever. This film should be required viewing. It is SPICE WORLD.

I'm pretty sure this film defines camp. Kyle loves camp. Therefore, Kyle loves this film. I'm not sure if Matt likes this film, but whatever.

I mean, aliens visit the Spice Girls.

This movie is on my list of films I need to buy. It's just too good not to own it.

Here is just a short clip:



"My mummy's my best friend. Shhhh" So fucking hot.

What made me think about this movie? No idea.

(48 hour screenings were yesterday. Our film is not on YouTube yet, but we'll post it ASAP)

-Kyle

48 Hours!

Kyle and I are currently in the midst of our 48-hour film project. For those of you that don't know, a 48-hour film project gives a team of people exactly two days to conceptualize, shoot, and edit a short film into a cute little package for the world to see. I can't say that much about what our project is right this minute, but everyone should know that it stars Kyle and I in quite a ridiculous situation. Those of you who know us well probably won't be that surprised by what the final project is, though. Personally, I feel amused but a little dirty, especially about the last scene we filmed, just about an hour ago.

We'll post the results of our endeavor on this blog as soon as they get uploaded to YouTube. Stay tuned!

Glasses. I mean, they're hott.

Glasses. Many Americans need them for practical reasons, but, I mean, that's no fun. If you wear glasses you have to WEAR them. It is only when people truly wear glasses, that Matt and I recognize that person's hotness. We mean HOTTTNESS. Still don't see the hotness in glasses wearing? Check out these lovely individuals (which you will never hear us calling Four Eyes):

The Reigning Queen of Glasses: Dr. Addison Montgomery (formerly Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd)

Mm. Mm. Mm. I love me some Addison. I mean, look at how those glasses fit on the bridge of her nose. It's orgasmic.

OH LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HOT SMIRK WITH THOSE GLASSES. PURE BEAUTY.

Nobody can top Kate Walsh's glasses wearing ability; however, there a few people who come close.

Angela Lansbury looking mighty fine in Nanny McPhee. If glasses are attached to a stick, automatic hotness increased two-fold.

Sawyer from Lost doesn't need glasses to look hot, but still. +10 hot points for having bad eyes. Just fuck Jack already, Sawyer. Get it over with. You can cut the sexual tension with one of Locke's very sharp knives.

Bill Haverchuck from Freaks and Geeks dressed up like the Bionic Woman. I mean, enough said.

Another Bill one. Mmmmmmmmm.

Estelle Getty (Sophia from Golden Girls). Do I even have to explain this one?

The number of hot glasses pics is too large to count. Be warned: this is only a small sample of the hotness.